February 2012
15 posts
January 2012
8 posts
universalallure:
“Glory” - Jay-Z
Pharmacist on call
Ang: pharmacist on call, this is ang, may I help you?
DON: hello, can you please page the pharmacist?
Ang: this is the pharmacist, ma'am.
DON: ok, can I speak to the real pharmacist?
Ang: I am the pharmacist, ma'am.
DON: Are you really the pharmacist?
Ang: (-_-;;) ma'am, don't let my childlike voice fool you, I really am the pharmacist on call.
“HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012!!!!!”
– I spent it screaming at my mom and dad. LOL! :D
December 2011
7 posts
The following is an expletive filled post from the...
I’m tired of being fucking manipulated.
I work hard, but I’m not some fucking yes man, OK?
Take some fucking responsibility. We all work the same damn shift. You really don’t know what the fuck you are doing! But I’m not the fucking boss. If I was I’d be a hell of a lot better boss than you are right now.
One day I swear on a stack of new York magazines...
McDonald's Winter Wonderful Hello Kitty Happy Meal...
hello-kitty:
Is it bad that I want a happy meal right about now?
Group texting
My friends with apple phones should realize that mass group texts are a bad idea.
One day S and I are going to get a text we weren’t supposed to read..
November 2011
33 posts
Things that I can redeem for a Mar-pon
99 coffees at Starbucks
99 boxes of pocky
A 1/16 of a down payment on a smart car
A gold tooth from China town
2 brazilian waxing sessions
A gold plated hello Kitty
A giant plush labbit with a mustache
Hello Kitty at my birthday party
An inflatable moon bounce
$99 worth of time to fly my kite in the park
A London fog trench coat
I must be the biggest nerd for getting excited to use my yellow highlighter again..
